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Time's A Dick

Contest Name :Race Against The Clock, Submission Date :09-29-2009, Uploaded By : Ira
Directed By :  Angel Acosta, Director,,
Shot On: Canon HG21, Edited On: Final Cut Pro/MacBoo,  Crew Members: 2  Duration:
Vancouver ,BC , Canada   Views: 1388
Inspiration: Time is a dick, period.
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Haha, so if Riff Raff and Capote had sex they would give birth to time. Nice one. 
Very funny. I like the guy in the hall! 
Ridiculous and very funny irreverent comedy. The character of 'Time' and all his lines were easily the most inspired parts of this short and the fast cutting style allowed for many more jokes to be fired in rapid succession. Had a good laugh over this one, great work. 
Well executed concept... Very original... Definitely would appeal to the 15 to 23 year old male movie going audience ;-) Please watch my entry, 'Deadline'.  
witty little film about something all men worry about 
Saw your film just in the dick of time. Funny stuff, well done. Always good to see a gal that's happy to see an erection with her name on it. Time here, is one obnoxious SOB, made me want to smash my Timex. I certainly hope that my cable co does'nt carry the WILLOW show.Please check out "Sands of Time" 
Twistedly funny. The guy's reaction in the hall was awesome. -------Director of 'The Time Is Now'-------- 
verry funny!! really all actors are great 
Really really funny, and weirdly true. You really got something, can't wait for you next film.  
From first I thought: this could be funny! Then came some stuff to let me down. And it was a time! It is simply theater expression for me and I do not love to see it on a film, but it is not against a rules, Further: You can not really blame time for your impotence. And then the guy, he never apologizes to girl when he finds out that he made a mistake. So, not really funny, but you have other fans. Good luck! 
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